Kavanaugh 

To get belligerently drunk, sexually assault someone and vehemently deny it all after the fact.

Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.

Kavanaugh by agb79 September 28, 2018

kavanaugh 

The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.

Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.

kavanaugh by Meme-man2000 September 23, 2018

kavanaugh 

cold beer, consumed rapidly

Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!

kavanaugh by Political Operative October 6, 2018

Kavanaugh 

Verb. Active/Intransitive. To get so drunk that one commits terrible acts and then never admits to them, including but not limited to farting, vomiting, passing out, throwing the rest of your drink in someone's face, shoving your penis into someone's face, allowing gang rapes to occur in your midst while you stand around and laugh, and pairing up with your best drinking buddy to attempt rape.

When a person Kavanaughs, he should be considered a possible felon, should trigger a legitimate investigation -- Senate hearing or not, and is automatically disqualified from holding any judicial position, especially a position as a Supreme Court Judge.

Kavanaugh by colloquialist23 October 3, 2018

Kavanaugh 

To Kavanaugh: When one penetrates an unconscious person in the belief that this preserves one's own virginity.

Usage: "Did you see that guy in the bow tie at the prayer breakfast? I saw him going at it last night but he was Kavanaughing, so he kept his Promise Ring... and I called the cops. "

Kavanaugh by NotSoBonMot September 27, 2018

kavanaugh 

(verb) To get blackout drunk and show your genitals to the entire party or an individual.

Brett: Dude, what happened last night?
Mark: You drank a whole case of beer and totally Kavanaughed Christine.

kavanaugh by BoBeau70 September 27, 2018

Kavanaugh 

(Verb): to become belligerently intoxicated and attempt to rape a female.

Do you remember the scene in 'The Accused' when jodi foster gets Kavanaugh-ed in the bar by the college kids?

Kavanaugh by Wordsynth September 27, 2018