Jerksucky

One who sucks tiny things of jerks. (aka whore)

Oh thanks for sucking my little tiny "thing". You're a good jerksucky!

You're welcome, you're a jerk with a little tiny thing. You deserved it!

Jerksucky by Itsjustme!! April 14, 2009

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Jerksack

noun, the bag of skin which holds your testicles, thus containing several drain babies, or even the potential for human life

Before my hot date, I think it's best that I empty my jerksack.

Jerksack by Hot Rocks December 9, 2008

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Jerksucky • Jerktucky Derby • Jerkduck • Jerkfuck • Jerksack

Jerkfuck

1. (noun) A jerk who fucks around and/or is fuckable at the same time.

2. (verb) acting in an annoying behavior, or is acting like a jerk fuck.

1. Girl 1: Look at that guy over there. He's so hot but he's such a jerkfuck.
Girl 2: I know, flirting with all the girls like that.

2. Guy 1: Stop jerkfucking around.

Jerkfuck by bunnieswilltakeoversomeday July 7, 2010

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Jerkduck

A jerkduck is a simple insult that doesnt really mean anything but women sometimes think that it means they have small titty's.

E.g.1. man: woooooa you r one small jerkduck.
women: :( well f*** you.

E.g.2. boy: my mum says im cool.
boy2: no mate, your just a dam jerkduck!!

Jerkduck by blablablabla. April 13, 2007

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Jerktucky Derby

When you attempt to masturbate to completion during the running of the Kentucky Derby.

I finished my Jerktucky Derby in under 2min and beat every horse at Churchill Downs!

Jerktucky Derby by Kenbenzo May 3, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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