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Ivanka Head Syndrome 

While your body grows taller and bigger from childhood on your head remains the size of a preteen.
Poor Ivanka Trump! She has the body of a woman but the head the size of a child. If this condition doesn't already have a name then let's call it the Ivanka Head Syndrome in her honor.
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She's like the sea, if you don't understand her you will drown. Her eyes. Those beautiful eyes of her, the same ones that were so full of truth and curiosity, She's so strong, yet so down to earth. She doesn't smile a lot but you know that's how she is. You could never cage her, she runs wild in search of freedom. She belongs to no man, she belongs to her self.
Iwana and I would be great together.
Iwana by ilovellamasomuch June 12, 2018

Ivankaposer 

Someone who pretends to be something they are not, playing to an audience to try and get them to believe certain things about you especially when they aren't true
Joe told everyone on Facebook that it was gay pride month. He even said "I love my gay friends". Ivankaposer probably doesn't even have gay friends.
Ivankaposer by Bakerpolaris June 2, 2017

Ivanka Trump 

Ivanka Trump has a great body, if she wasn't my daughter I'd probably date her
Ivanka Trump by HarbingerOfFun June 19, 2016
She's like the sea, if you don't understand her you will drown. Her eyes. Those beautiful eyes of her, the same ones that were so full of truth and curiosity, She's so strong, yet so down to earth. She doesn't smile a lot but you know that's how she is. You could never cage her, she runs wild in search of freedom. She belongs to no man, she belongs to her self.
I hope Iwana still here with us.
Iwana by ilovellamasomuch June 17, 2018
Noun.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.
"iPhones are like penises: they're fun to play with when you're in private, but it's rude to pull 'em out at the dinner table" Tom Gleeson, Good News Week

"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"
iWanker by Sensei Thomisan October 3, 2009