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Instacrush 

to instantly find yourself fawning over that one hottie with the sparkling eyes, and that beaming smile. you probably don't know their name, and they probably don't know yours, but who cares its infatuation at a first glance. its not necessary to know much about that person, besides the fact that they're oozing in appeal.
Guy1: " oh man did you see that waitress over there? "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "
Instacrush by donteatcows October 27, 2007
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Instacrush 

When you find yourself thinking about, in love with or infatuated with someone you follow on Instagram that you may or may not know in real life.
Hey! You should follow back cutegirl123. She has an instacrush on you.
Instacrush by seagreene May 15, 2014

Instacrush 

When you instantly gain a crush on someone, or something.

Sounds far less sappy and weird than 'love at first sight' and probably smoother to use in a sentence as well.
When I was younger, simply seeing a man with long, elegant, hair gave me an instacrush.

instaflush

A tecnhique of instant, pre-wipe toilet flushing, used when a particuarly bad smell is anticipated, often in a guest's house.
I was at my bird's house last night and had to instaflush. Just couldn't risk it in the downstairs toilet
instaflush by Asthmatic Mule December 26, 2014

instacrunk 

Instant Crazy Drunk. When you drink a lot of booze in a little amount of time so that you get MAJOR CRUNK INSTANTLY.
David got INSTACRUNK with Amy and they took their friendship one step further.
instacrunk by Rice U December 7, 2005

InstaTrashed 

When a quiet or peaceful area is showcased for its tranquility on social media and is overrun by clout chasers who in turn ruin the area with noise and garbage.

Also synonymous with tourists disrespecting the local environment.
I loved to go camping there before it got InstaTrashed.

This was a quiet area I used to hike on before it got InstaTrashed.

We had to shut down this part of the tour to let the environment heal from tourist activity. It was InstaTrashed to the point our local government stepped in and said no more. We can still admire it from afar, we just can't go in.
InstaTrashed by JinxedIt November 27, 2020

Instatrash

Basically, its mail that you get that you never open and throw away immediately. Examples are circulars (even if you read it briefly), menus for restaurants you won't eat at, those bulky local town magazines / newspapers (does anyone read this shit?). Also includes fake-looking and suspicious-looking government, state or legal documentation. Basically, about 80% of your mail is instantly trash aka instatrash

Includes variation insta-trash
Most of my mail goes right from the tree to my trash can. It's instatrash
Instatrash by Headcircus January 19, 2011