Ikead

the temporary condition of insanity brought on by overexposure to clean Nordic design that causes a person to spend $300 on cheap useless crap.

Man I got Ikead this weekend, I bought a bookshelf lamp made out of balsa wood.

Ikead by mistyolive September 30, 2011

Ikeacide 

Beating someone to death with a table.

When deciding how to eliminate unwanted members of society, ikeacide is a cheap option.

Ikeacide by Oscar w January 22, 2014

IKEA tower 

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return

I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation

IKEA tower by Raw X3 X3 August 6, 2019

IKEAphobia 

The fear of being stuck in IKEA and not being able to find your way out.

There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!

IKEAphobia by p mammen October 25, 2009

ikea hotel 

A tower that consists of different level and rooms in Pewdiepie’s Terraria series. First known resident of this structure is Connor (though he never really was invited). Some say that when the old IKEA tower flew to the skies it found its way to the world of Terraria.

Gamer 1: where did the video old Ikea tower go?

Gamer 2: oh it apparently landed on the land of Terraria and has now been renamed IKEA hotel.

Gamer 1: Very Nice!

ikea hotel by SomeRandomDudeOnTheInternet1 December 2, 2019

ikea

A giant maze with furniture inside it.

guy1- Man I got lost in ikea last, i had to find the bedroom section and sleep there for the night.

ikea by jjmchobo June 3, 2011

Ikea

(n)1. The greatest furniture store if you want to get rid of your children.

2. The rules of quality that Ikea stands by is to put it in a million pieces and make all the products just the slightest bit

crooked

I've been here for thirty years in this Ikea store, still trying to find my mother in all this furniture.

Ikea by YaBoyCheesecake November 7, 2017