Hollyness
Hollyness by illingshay ollyhay April 26, 2010
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Pentecostal Holiness
Articles of Faith (in a nutshell):
We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.
We believe there is one God made up of three persons: Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. We believe in miracles; we believe in the gifts of the Holy Spirit, and the baptizing in the Holy Spirit ("baptism by fire"). We do not believe that one must be baptized in the Holy Spirit in order to be saved. We believe that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior, and that He is the only way to Heaven. We emphasize a personal relationship with God.
Pentecostal Holiness by Real_NoobToob May 6, 2020
Ned Holness
Carlos Mencia's real name. Born in Honduras with a German father. Ned thinks because he was born near Mexico he has the right to call himself wetback and classify himself as "beaner." He is well known for ripping other people off and getting all the credit. He got his stage name from a comedy club because "it sounded more Mexican."
Nobody should watch his stupid show either, which is just rehashed sketches of other comedians jokes. I think he pays the audience to laugh. All he has going for him is his "controversial and edgy" material which I already heard from about a hundred different comics before hand.
Ned Holness is a hack and he fucking gives comedy a bad name. He rips people off and tries to be something he's not. Hopefully people will see the light and stop supporting him and he will lose all his money and have to be deported. He also announced on a radio show that he gave himself a nickname. What a fucking tool.
Joe Rogan recently handed Ned's ass to him and the video can be seen all over the internet. Finally someone has the balls to stand up to this fucking hack.
Nobody should watch his stupid show either, which is just rehashed sketches of other comedians jokes. I think he pays the audience to laugh. All he has going for him is his "controversial and edgy" material which I already heard from about a hundred different comics before hand.
Ned Holness is a hack and he fucking gives comedy a bad name. He rips people off and tries to be something he's not. Hopefully people will see the light and stop supporting him and he will lose all his money and have to be deported. He also announced on a radio show that he gave himself a nickname. What a fucking tool.
Joe Rogan recently handed Ned's ass to him and the video can be seen all over the internet. Finally someone has the balls to stand up to this fucking hack.
I fucking hate Ned Holness and so should you. He's a fucking thief, a hack, a loser, and he is not funny. I guarentee Ned has never spent one day living as a normal Mexican.
Ned, either apologize to the world and every struggling comedian that deserves that success you stole, or simply retire from ripping people and get a day job. Or you can move to Mexico and back up everything you say.
Oh yea if you don't believe a word I say, do some research for yourself.
Ned, either apologize to the world and every struggling comedian that deserves that success you stole, or simply retire from ripping people and get a day job. Or you can move to Mexico and back up everything you say.
Oh yea if you don't believe a word I say, do some research for yourself.
Ned Holness by A fan of comedy February 20, 2007
Hornyness
Tim: My hornyness is reaching sky
Jessica: You mean horniness?
Tim: Wait, it isn't with a y?
Jessica: Your stupid
Tim: You're*
Jessica: You mean horniness?
Tim: Wait, it isn't with a y?
Jessica: Your stupid
Tim: You're*
Hornyness by StressedAnxiety February 5, 2022
Her Celestial Holiness
The magical being that is alan. She is a Tibetan singer who sings in both Japanese and Mandarin Chinese. Her "Tibetan wailing" is able to cleanse your soul and mind.
Her Celestial Holiness by pommy48 August 15, 2010
holiness
Our fathers disciplined us for a little while as they thought best; but God disciplines us for our good, that we may share in his holiness. --Hebrews 12:10
holiness by 19-year-old February 11, 2009
hellaness
A word created by a student named Linden Rakestraw, age 13. The word hellaness is used to describe something.
Friend of Lindens: "I got two colors of clout goggles, which pair do you want?"
Linden: "Let's just share them because they're both hellaness."
Linden: "Let's just share them because they're both hellaness."
hellaness by soundclout rapper January 17, 2018