Holistache

A Burt Reynolds type mustache, shaved in for the Holidays. Typically worn with a ugly Christmas sweater or some sort of festive attire.

My Holistache is dominant AF this year!

Holistache by TheTyResch December 22, 2020

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Holidache

The headache you get from the holidays and holiday shopping.

Ugh, trying to figure out what to get Dad is giving me such a holidache.

Holidache by GustinGrope December 1, 2010

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A word used by my 2 year-old son to describe what is actually a moustache.

A hood of hair draped over one's lips.

Daddy, I like your hoodstache.

Hoodstache by schg January 1, 2011

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Hoopstache by sourz December 19, 2003

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A person sporting a moustache will often find themselves smeeling their upper lip to remember themselves of the pussy they ate the night before.

Check out Tim, he keeps curling up his upper lip, he must have hoofstache

hoofstache by Sly Lavigne September 5, 2006

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1) Half of a moustache and/or beard. Preferably the left half is kept and the right half is shaved.

Dude, the halfstache is the most innovative thing of our time. It looks sweet!

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a headache one experiences while on holiday.

Since you are suffering from a holidache, you had better go back to the desk, I suppose.

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