Gru 

The most awesome person alive.

PS stole the moon

Oof gru got talent

Gru by GruIsGod May 25, 2019

Gru 

Yelling "I am going to take the moon!" Before sticking your giant nose in someone's asshole.

I grued my girl twice while watching Despicable Me last night.

Gru by 5280.0feet May 20, 2018

Gru 

An alpha male with the LARGEST cock ever seen. He looms over humanity at 14' tall. Using the ratio of height:hand size, we can calculate Gru's penis size. The average hand length of a 6'1 man from the wrist to the end of the middle finger is 7.75 cm. Gru's height is 14', 8 feet 11 inches taller than an average male. We can assume that Gru's hand length is a little more than double in size, at least 15 cm. So, in that case, Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

Girl 1: "Who is that hunk of a man over there?"
Girl 2: "Why, that there Susan, is a Gru!"
Girl 1: "What's a Gru?"
Girl 2: "Well, basically all I can say is he's going to rearrange your organs in the bedroom."

Gru by FLANDERSFUCKEDMYASSHOLE March 25, 2020

GRU 

The Soviet military intelligence organization.

GRU - Glavnoye Razvedyvatel'noye Upravleniye

GRU by Dancing with Fire September 3, 2012

GRU 

Acronym for Gamers Rise Up. The Gamers Rise Up movement began in response to growing concerns regarding oppression of gamers, the world's most oppressed and marginalized minority. Through the GRU movement, gamers finally have hope to be treated equal to everyone else. In addition, the GRU movement dedicates itself to the struggle against normies, cringe, and anti-gamers.

Epic Gamer 1: Hello gamers. GRU is here to save you!

Epic Gamer 2: GRU, my bruh

GRU by The epicest of the gamers June 7, 2019

gru 

the worlds sexiest beast in the world

"gru rode me all night"

gru by minecraftsquadlit July 1, 2018

gru 

gru is a word that is used when someone is being rude and disrespectful towards female bestfriends.

max lemon is such a gru i hate him!

gru by rattus stattus June 14, 2020