Greenan 

smal cute kid looks like a teddy bear. has cool friends and groans instead of speaking. has cool house. likes to have people in his bed

Random loser: "i hate james greenan because he is a mofo."

Greenan: " its mofu you stupid idiot, groooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan."

Greenan by Piwi October 30, 2004

Sean Greenan

Someone that looks very much like vector from the hit franchise Despicable Me

"Oh my god, he is such a Sean Greenan. His glasses are thicker than Owen's Ass."

Sean Greenan by SJGreenan1999 November 15, 2023

Going to Greenland 

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

Going to Greenland by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

Greenland 

A very powerful country. Has the ability to make you lose a game of Plague Inc.

My disease is spreading around the wor- fuck no, greenland closed it's port! GRRRRRR

Greenland by Gitarja August 26, 2020

gregnant 

When you become pregnant with a man named Greg, especially those with the last name of Universe.

Greg: Sigh... I can't believe I just fucked a space rock...
Rose: Great news, I'm gregnant!

gregnant by citrusui November 29, 2016

greentanos 

a high school gang created in the 2000s by a group of italians, but it has many different races involved. they rep green, north-east, and the number 33, they originate from the town of Manteca, but is estimated to be the most popular gang by 2030, evan passing up bloods and crips.their rival gang is the purps/purpanos, and the alltanos.

if you mess with him he'll get the GREENTANOS on you.

greentanos by ninjagideo69 November 20, 2009

sam greening 

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female

hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl

sam greening by loveduv October 23, 2011