Google-itis 

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.

Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.

Google-itis by ammorningstar April 21, 2009

Google-itis 

An individual who cannot help but use Google searches to come up with all the answers to every unanswered question. They also use Google to validate any statement they make. They act as a know-it-all with the support of Google. These individuals automatically supply answers when any question arises. Thinking they are being helpful, they email or text you the answers until you simply want to die.

Liz has a bad case of Google-itis. When lightning struck the plane, Liz could hardly wait to land so she could Google the frequency of lightning strikes on passenger aircraft.

Google-itis by magicmorningstar April 21, 2009

googlitis

An obsession with Googling, self-Googling, or otherwise using the Google search engine to answer all of life's questions.

Okay, seriously. He's been Googling so much lately that I swear he's got the googlitis. It's truly getting unhealthy, yo.

googlitis by BonnieG April 10, 2006

googleitus 

Googleitus is a syndrome of excessive visits to Google and its servives. Sufferers find themselves constantly refreshing their GMail window and frequently checking their Google Reader and Google Calendar just incase something has happened.

This can vary in it serverity from a few clicks per day to many clicks per hour.

Variations exist such as Flickritus, Breakitus, ebayitus

User1: What are you doin mate?
User2: Just checking my GMail again!
User1: AGAIN? Thats like the 100th time today?
User2: Its more than that I think!
User1: I think you have Googleitus

googleitus by Chris Rowe May 23, 2006

Googlitis

When in boredom you google yourself,other people you know, etc.

Dude I got googlitis and I found out there is a desinger with your name.

Googlitis by UrfbwndStudios January 9, 2010

googleitis 

Constantly googling every ache, pain, cough, oddity and taking on the symptoms to convince yourself you are dying when you are perfectly fine.

I was coughing and upon googling reasons I think due to my googleitis I may be suffering from EVERYTHINGAPHOMA.

googleitis by KitKat83 December 8, 2010

Googlitis

Baby boomer who discovers Google and finds it necessary to Google every aspect of everyone and everything they come in contact with.

When your mom is googling DIY insemination, she may have Googlitis.

Googlitis by Trump22 May 23, 2018