Garfled 

A knockoff version garfield that is most definitely superior

“Garfled really slammed that lazoognea last night

Garfled by Mdempsey January 24, 2020

Garfeldi 

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan

Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.

Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

Garfeldi 

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-

Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi

Garfeldi by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

Gaffled 

being taken advantage of, tricked, bamboozled, swindled, or basically just fucked with purposefully

Damn dude you got gaffled at the club when you spent $50 to get in and I spent $20.

That punk gaffled me out of 20 dollars.

Uncle Sam gaffles me everytime I have to pay my taxes.

Gaffled by Nom de plume October 27, 2004

Assgas gargledier 

Someone who performs analingus almost violently , Nose and face ruding in the deepest recesses of ass crack in hopes of eliciting explosive gas passlege . Similar to nosenoggler but with more muscle.

Careful who’s face you sit on there is an assgas gargledier on the loose

Assgas gargledier by Davedale August 5, 2019

gargled

Angry, pissed off.

Stygler: "Dude, we can come clean your carpet today."

Derrick: "Nah, man... Stacey's home. You know she's still gargled at you for being a dirtbag."

gargled by Derrick Diggler June 29, 2008

Garfleck

1. Jennifer Garner + Ben Affleck
2. An unfortunate nickname, because Jen could get so much better

Garfleck had their first baby Violet, in December 2006.

Garfleck by Danny Cheng June 11, 2006