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fappers delight 

Making rhythmic music while your masturbating. one of the earliest forms in the genre of fap music; example;

(non vocal)I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
To the hip hip hop and you don't stop
The rock it to the bang bang boogie
Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat - "One Hand Mike"

(vocal)
Now, what you hear is not a test, He's fapping to the beat -"Big Spank Hank"

-end --cut the lights. stop the dancers.

while on paper it may have looked like one man was rapping, he was not rapping. What you actually witnessed was one man beating off.
my grandpa use to play fappers delight for me and my brother after school. it was traumatizing to watch and it ruined my life but it was worth it. its more then music, its fap music,
Related Words

Little Floppers

The miniature versions of floppers

Still empty, saggy, floppy tits but the handful variety

Same thlop and drop when the bra is removed

Same flap when she skips just on a smaller scale
Awww look at her little floppers, so pathetic
Slang term for flaccid penis. Also a slang term for a wrestler (real not wwe bullshit) that sucks at wrestling. Mimics a flopping fish when theyre getting ragdolled.
On hot days, my flopper is extra floppy.

J.V James is a flopper. He gets pinned by everyone.
Flopper by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023
N.

The desire to fap.
I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.
Fappetite by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

foppish dandy 

Foppish Dandies are gentlemen of wit and learning, who are known to jape and jest at the expense of others. They wear only the finest doublets and waistcoats, and their devastating bon mots are feared by ladies and gentlemen of good standing every-where.

Foppish Dandies tip their caps at jaunty, rakish or even saucy angles. They compose satirical quatrains while prancing merrily, gadding about gaily, kicking their heels to and fro.

They have also been known flout good taste by wearing the gaudiest and most ostentatious monocles. Some Foppish Dandies comport themselves in a boorish manner, and stay up all night drinking vermouth and squandering their family fortunes at whist.
Lord Hamond Snape Titmarsh-Magpie comported himself in a most boorish manner, affecting the dress and japery of a Foppish Dandy and was slapped by no fewer than eight ladies of good standing for his bold and ribald comments.
Guy 1: "Why does that jerk always seem to have a girlfriend even though he treats women like crap?" Guy 2:"Simple - FOPEA"
FOPEA by bobandbill April 25, 2011