Flondling 

The pinnacle of floor bonding, bondage, fondling, and sexy clowns. Happens around October of Freshman year.

Ankita "Are you guys flondling eachother?"
Marc: "Oh shit! caught in the act. . ."
Emily: "these drugs are crazy!"
Jesse: "STRIPPING TIME!"

Flondling by Freshries October 24, 2011

Flondling 

The art of fondling your neighbor on an airplane.

Fair warning babe, I will be flondling you on our flight to Miami.

Flondling by UrbanPenner May 30, 2015

Fonding 

Verb;

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them.

Hey, did you see Louis fonding over Harry like that. He's so in love

Fonding by charlotte_azar December 1, 2016

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

Flodging

Lying;not telling the truth

“Boy yo ass flodging”

Flodging by Honcho Two Times October 17, 2018

fonduing 

to be intimate with your love or sexual interest. (Originated from the movie Captain America, 2011)

Person 1: Where are Kevita and Christian? The movie is about to start.
Person 2: They're probably in Kevita's room fonduing.

fonduing by pussinbox December 4, 2011

Floyding 

The act of filching food & filling your pockets or handbag at a party, especially one with a buffet style layout.

Mr. P: Did you see Dave's pockets were all full of Meatballs & Chicken wings?

Mr. C: Yeah, he's been Floyding food all day from the cookout.

That slick bastard with the pork pie hat had the best floyding skills ever.

Floyding by Tipp Tappen April 22, 2011