Flelch
Flelch by Miintberrycrunchhhhhhh March 13, 2011
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Coffee Felcher
A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.
Coffee Felcher by Dr.Cyclopz January 6, 2012
belly felcher
During missionary style man-on-woman sex, the act of pulling out, ejaculating on her stomach, then slurping up the portion of your load that pools up in her belly button.
I was pounding away on her, really going deep, when I couldn’t hold it anymore, I pulled out, sprayed it all over her stomach, chest and face! It was awesome! Then she requested I slurp up the goo that pooled in her belly button, a request I certainly complied with. I asked her, “what is that freaky shit?”, she said, “you’re a Belly Felcher!”
belly felcher by 1Icemonkey August 1, 2019
Flench
The guy loves to flench! , we were flenching last night, We had loads of drinks and flenched all day.
Why fletch?
An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.
Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"
Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"
Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"
Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"
Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"
Why fletch? by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018
Felchers milkshake
Tony came back from the surf club with some felchers milkshake on his lips. I knew he was a suss cunt
Felchers milkshake by Irootedyamum July 4, 2019
C.T. Fletcher
High society bodybuilding trainer, former 6 times world champion from Compten, California, well known for his very sensitve and tender, but clear statements.
Guy on the bench:
C.T. I need to stop lifting this weight because my dick itches and my diapher is wet! I wanna go home looking some tv sucking on some bon bons.
C.T. Fletcher:
WTF!! YO MUTHAFUCKING PUNK DARE TO TELL SUCH MUTHAFUKIN SHIT??
YO MUTHAFUKA HAVE NO EXCUSES ....I COMMAND YO TO WORK YOUR GOODDAMN FUCKIN ASS OFF..
NO MATTER WHAT...
IT IS STILL YO MUTHAFUCKING SET!!
GOT THAT MUTHAFUCKA?
C.T. I need to stop lifting this weight because my dick itches and my diapher is wet! I wanna go home looking some tv sucking on some bon bons.
C.T. Fletcher:
WTF!! YO MUTHAFUCKING PUNK DARE TO TELL SUCH MUTHAFUKIN SHIT??
YO MUTHAFUKA HAVE NO EXCUSES ....I COMMAND YO TO WORK YOUR GOODDAMN FUCKIN ASS OFF..
NO MATTER WHAT...
IT IS STILL YO MUTHAFUCKING SET!!
GOT THAT MUTHAFUCKA?
C.T. Fletcher by Andrew68 September 4, 2013