Skip to main content

Corporate Fatcat 

(n) - A Corporate Fatcat is a titan of industry. A Corporate Fatcat uses misleading and deceiving tactics and undertakings to grease their pockets and get their hand in the honey pot. Exotic vacations and exquisite dining are just a few perks of Fatcatting. They are everywhere.
The Corporate Fatcat was busy greasing his pockets and stirring the honey pot when he was approached by a tenured assembly worker. This man was hardworking and trustworthy; a rough and tumble blue collar Joe. Respectfully asking for a taste of the honey and perhaps a swab of the grease, the Corporate Fatcat merely grimaced with disdain and replied, "you leave the Fatcatting to me."

Leaving honeyless and greasless, the tenured assembly worker uttered, "God-Damn Corporate Fatcats."
Related Words

Fatability 

The likelihood that a good lookin' girl will turn into a donut-lovin' jelly ass. Based on seeing the other females in her herd.
Yo, Megan is fuckin' hot but she's got serious fatability.
Fatability by tditty October 18, 2008
Look, there's some FATCATS.
FATCATS by DaMan November 6, 2003

fatsabled 

a person who is physically handicapped due to morbid obesity
Negotiating the supermarket aisles was difficult today because of the number of shopppers who were fatsabled.
fatsabled by wordnerdbird January 19, 2014

fatabetes 

Diabetes caused by being fat and lazy, or very old. Makes everyone think that all diabetics are fat, even those with Type I. Technically known as Type II.
Chris: You have diabetes? You're not even fat!
Austin: I have Type I, not fatabetes, fucktard.
fatabetes by Stuart2 November 1, 2007

fatchbook 

a street term for face book taking the italian word fatch in replacement face
:go on fatchbook you noob
: jar jar jar