fatabilly 

Fat chicks with tattoos and a penchant for swing/rockabilly lifestyle. You'll see them at gatherings, like auto shows or themed concerts. Related to tortabilly, but a broader reference to all burger patty fatties, no matter race/religion or even gender (fat traps in theme). Easily spotted by weight, color of hair, horn rimmed glasses, tattoos, and location of event.

Overweight Marlena loved to dress up in 50s style clothing and go to auto shows, which makes her a fatabilly.

fatabilly by Minnie Pearl Jam January 27, 2019

Fatability 

The likelihood that a good lookin' girl will turn into a donut-lovin' jelly ass. Based on seeing the other females in her herd.

Yo, Megan is fuckin' hot but she's got serious fatability.

Fatability by tditty October 18, 2008

fatability 

The probability that a perfectly fuckable hottie will turn into a donut munching fat ass.

Erica's smokin' hot but you better hit that now cause she's got serious fatability.

fatability by tditty January 20, 2009

flatbilly 

northern indiana country boy

look at that flatbilly driving that truck with no bed

flatbilly by phatboy420 June 29, 2009

Captain Fatbelly 

The coolest captain there ever was. Ja'Crispy is his sidekick, along with Tony Gunk, and Ferret Man. More at Joe Gatto, Sal Vulcano, Brian Quinn, and James Murray

Help! Help! somebody save the cannolis!
Nothing to fear, Captain Fatbelly is here! (to eat the cannolis)!

Captain Fatbelly by Queen Penguin February 11, 2018

Flatbilly 

Noun. A term used to describe a resident of maryland eastern shore that lives in a shack by choice and keeps alot of junk in his yard.the flatbilly also does not practice good hygine.the usually drive a run down vehicle.since there are no mountains on the shore the term hillbilly is modified to flatbilly.

There is a flatbilly down the road who stinks so it will knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

Flatbilly by Door gunner September 5, 2017

Flatbilly 

Similar to what you would think of as a hillbilly but residing from somewhere without any hills- uneducated, lacking exposure to normal cultural trends with an affinity for pickup trucks, country music, and the american south - but residing within the midwest / flat states like Iowa or Western/Southern Illinois.

"That flatbilly just rolled coal on my electric car!"

Flatbilly by birchskin February 9, 2022