Describes the beneficial status of someone's passing gas, such as the timing, quantity/odoriferousness, decibel-volume, etc. of said whizzpopper, which gave you an unexpected break; perhaps it allowed you a "second chance", covered some other embarrassing/revealing noise, changed the subject, relieved an awkward silence, etc.

Unexpected anal-eruptions can also be decidedly "UNfartionate", as well, such as when you're in the middle of "delicately" undressing a hot chick in preparation for sex, giving someone a massage or soothing/comforting embrace, etc.

fartionate by QuacksO May 30, 2019

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fartiment

Something to enhance the effectiveness of your flatulence. Examples are vienna franks, coffee, warm beer, beets, most anything found on the food shelves of 24 hour markets.

Tom was blowing me out the car with his farts.

What did you do?

I stopped at the Food Mart and got some fartiments...a bag of Cheetos, a can of vienna franks, a warm PBR, and a can of beans. In around 10 minutes I let go a wet one. He was hanging his head out the window and crying like a rat eating onions.

fartiment by Mr. Brown Pants Times Two May 28, 2009

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fartiferous

Smelling like farts, possessing an odor reminiscent of bodily gas. Derived from the word fart.

Watch out! He is very fartiferous today - the whole room smells like sewer gas when he walks in

fartiferous by starlene July 29, 2003

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FARTIONSHIP

Right before you have to poop you fart intentionally trying your hardest to get all the stink out so you don't stink up your bathroom. (note: this is before you are in the bathroom and your must be sitting down.)

Dude, I just fartionshiped so I wouldn't stink up you're bathroom.

FARTIONSHIP by WittySmitty6969 June 20, 2011

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Shuffle