Fapooh 

A large vaginal opening usually found with excess skin

That woman I just banged has a fapooh!

Fapooh by Poonlicker2000 February 10, 2021

Fapoosh 

When you jizz in a girl and she queef out your jizz.

My girlfriend fapooshed all over me I was mad because we were trying for kids.

Fapoosh by the real word definer January 23, 2015

fapoof 

To fart into your own hand, and creativly throw it at someone, or in someones face.

Thomas Fapoofed Dave

fapoof by Tommy The Talent November 16, 2007

Fapooing

The process of updating Facebook, while in the bathroom, on the toilet, or while pooing.

This usually happens at work where you can take private time to comment on Facebook happenings.

This does not exclude checking e-mail (personal) or any other web browsing in general.

"Sorry I am late to the meeting, I was Fapooing."
"Anyone seen Bob?" "He is probably Fapooing."

Fapooing by 7&7 August 18, 2011

fahoohoo

A person who either stinks, smells, or reeks,
Also has extremely bad breath when talking to you,
extreme! foot odor and hair is greasier than a monkey
having sex for 24 hours straight.
commonly known as a "fazon".

george- damn man go take a shower! you like a fahoohoo!
faison- man shut up! not my fault!
george- you fahoohoo yea it is!

fahoohoo by pumaplayer! June 13, 2008

fapoozle 

The black Eharmony.com

Man, i met Ira White (BJ) last night on Fapoozle

fapoozle by Nancy Grace April 13, 2009

Fapoon

Much known as a spork but the higher intelligence references the half spoon half fork as a fapoon

Olivia said to Isabella could you please grab me a fapoon

Fapoon by Izzy;) November 19, 2019