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A person who looks confused, doesn't understand the simplest things for a short period, or says stupid things without thinking.
*trying to decide what Ross should get on his school hoodie*

Matt: Get "Rossalicious"!

Ross: No *laughs in a very dozey fashion*

Andy: Get "Rosserific"

Ross: No

Matt: Get "Rossasaurus"

Ross I don't like dinosaurs!

*Everyone laughs at how dozey Ross is*
Doze by bonerfied November 29, 2010
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Doze:

A doze is someone who is quite forgetful, says odd things, or looks very confused.

also someone who wears there tshirt inside out without realising.
Matt: Lol check ross, he is just pure doze
Mike: why so matthew?
Matt: His T-shirt is inside out and he is doing his maths oblivious to everything!
Mike: Good eye you have matt, well done, ross is a doze!
ross(doze): OW THAT NIPS!
doze by soofking September 8, 2010
The computers crashed a lot since they were all running doze.
doze by cazort September 15, 2003
A rad graffiti artist from Salt Spring Island.Not to be confused with doze green-one of graffiti's founding fathers.
"did you see that shit doze did the other day...yeah hes so tight...i want to sex him up"-solange
doze by bluejackson January 14, 2008
Short for chrondozer/dank.
'You got any doze?'
'Nah, just smizzled, hella blitzed now...'
doze by ngg December 19, 2006
when youre fucking someone up the ass and they have to take a dump, but you keep going and the shit on your wiener.
did you hear that anna got dozed last weekend?
Doze by HalishDavenport January 15, 2006