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douchestache 

Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.
There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.
douchestache by Darth Jerome September 21, 2006

Douchebauchery 

The 9am-on-a-Tuesday-beer-pong drunken idiocy that frat life and 25-year-old narcissists create. See also tucker max
Oh great, it's 2am, and people are stumbling out of bars in a haze and polluting the streets with their douchebauchery.
Douchebauchery by Trigjedi January 13, 2009

douchebaghdad 

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douchebachary

When numerous amounts of douchebags get together and ruin a perfectly good thing.
1 person who knows what he is doing walks into work with everything screwed up to the point of not being easily fixed due to the fact of a bunch of people who dont really know what they are doing but think they do. Person walks in and states "I do not want anything to do with this douchebachary!"

douchenbagel 

1. a form of danish

2. an awesome way of exclamation
DOUCHENBAGEL!

Dude, you're such a douchenbagel
douchenbagel by MITHCELL CHESNEY February 28, 2005

Doucheyacht 

1. It's a very wealthy douchecanoe.

2. person lacking the class, manners , decorum and general intelligence that their social position would normally exhibit.

3. largest stage in the douche continuum which denones a person exhibiting improper behaviour.

A: douche or douchebag
B: douchecanoe
C: doucheyacht
Donald Trump yet again shows how much of a doucheyacht he is.
Doucheyacht by AnmaN June 5, 2017