An individual who has recently become part of Corporate America and cannot spell the industry in which he works
"Hey, have you recently seen our letterhead?"
"Newmike totally f'd it up and can't spell <enter business>!"
A feline-loving co-worker that constantly proclaims his need and urge to immediately urinate out his dickhole or deficate out his buttcrack.
"Hey dude! I was just in the men's room and there was a total moty talking about how he was deficating out his buttcrack!"
