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dicktonite 

A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.
Man, that bitch has a lethal dose of dicktonite!
dicktonite by lucyfur April 13, 2008

dicktone 

Sorry for my dicktone
dicktone by zokuva March 1, 2023

dicktoaster 

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina
1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'

Urban Dictionite 

an urban dictionite is a person who creates and submits words and there definitions to be added to this site
im a urban dictionite cause i love adding my words and definitions that i created to my new fav site

Dicktone 

The tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged dick, regardless of what was actually said.
Total stranger: "EXCUSE ME!"

Me: "Whoa dude, pipe down the dicktone!"
Dicktone by Mattbiggest February 16, 2013

dickmonster

1. A person who exhibits behaviors involving dicks in a monstrous way.
2. A mythical smut peddling, dildo enthusiast. Native to the central coast of California.
"Hey Matt, dont be such a dickmonster"- Banna
dickmonster by Lynny Tolson April 2, 2008