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DickWitter 

Someone that is a complete dick on Twitter. This person will follow large quantities of people in order to build up their follower count, only to unfollow those people at a later time once being followed back. Therefore having a follower to follow ratio of 10:1. It gives the appearance of being more popular than they actually are. Hipster douchebags are usually the ones that practice this dick move.
This guy has 13,863 followers and only follows 127 people. He must be a DickWitter.
DickWitter by DeeZZ September 11, 2012
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Dickwicker 

Someone who holds a heated desire for another's penis. Or, someone who flames my dick.
Billy Hombre, "You see that dude, he's such a dickwicker." John John, "Yeah, Ginger Chris' been carrying a flame for your cock'n-ballz for years." Billy Hombre, "Gobble chug'm guzzle spank'n bust (with blow job motion)...that dude so flames my dick."

dickwithdrawl 

A medical condition in which a woman experiences a multitude of symptoms such as irrational behavior, mood swings, foggy memory, irritability, depression, bipolar disorder, insomnia due to the lack of cock. Cures include sucking, stroking, fucking a cock near her.
Dickwithdrawl when a girl or woman needs to suck a cock or fuck one before she starts showing, memory loss, anger, or insonmia.

dicklister 

gucci belt on when im fucking my sister, she dont call me brother she me mr dicklister.
dicklister by daddykelvin January 24, 2019

dickwater 

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.
dickwater by Z CUP November 9, 2007

Dickbiter 

Aeoyn the dickbiter bites dicks.
Dickbiter by Charlie Darwin February 19, 2008

Dickwhittery 

The whit of dicks; pure and utter nonsense from a complete asshole; something so stupid it is both nonsensical and dickish in nature; see asshattery
Richard wants us all to come in 3 hours early at work so we can make sure the automatic lights come on but he's going to sleep in; that's pure dickwhittery!
Dickwhittery by TheoldBeardman November 19, 2020