DJT

Designated Jizz Towel. Used for getting the jizz off the end of your cock or your girl's stomach, asscrack, vagina, back, tits, etc.

Used multiple times so as not to dirty other cleaner towels. Also used mostly when out of tp or kleenex or socks.

Boy: "Oh shit, I just blew my load all over your ass."

Girl: "QUICK! Get the DJT before it gets all over the sheets!"

Boy 1: "Oh man, I hope my mom doesn't find my crusty DJT!"
Boy 2: "Why don't you just stick to kleenex man?"
Boy 1: "I'm going green dude! DJT's are reusable!"

DJT by LillyGranger April 26, 2010

DJT

Donald John Trump, an idiot who somehow got elected to be the USA president.

Fuck you, DJT!!!

DJT by The Best UD User June 11, 2017

DJT

Donald J. Trump, future President of the United States of America.

-I bet there will be a failed assassination attempt on DJT this year.
-Well I do hope it fails. Do you want Pence as president?

DJT by 42slartibartfast December 29, 2016

DJT

"DJT", pronounced "didge it", a figurative finger with the characteristic scent of the literal unwashed probe of a gloveless proctologist, which persistently seeks to return to its own rectal comfort zone.

Suddenly, every podunk redneck has a hankering for the DJT.

DJT by texlex61 December 10, 2020

DJT

DJT or Dick Joke Truce. When you believe someone is setting you up for a deez nuts or dick joke, you can call a DJT to cancel the joke.

“Hey do you know who Candice is?”
“I’m calling a DJT”
“Wow fuck you man”

DJT by TheChalupaBatman March 16, 2022

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djt me by Cuong` Buôi June 24, 2017

@djtomoko n ucca-laugh 

A japanese based female unit . @djtomoko is producer and beat maker .
Ucca-Laugh is singer . It is called "TOMOUCCA"

Oh my gosh, the japanese group "@djtomoko n ucca-laugh " is awesome!

@djtomoko n ucca-laugh by fkppkf January 15, 2014