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1. A child whose parents ain't married
2. A way to insult someone without swearing
Did you know Leonardo Da Vinci is a bastard?

Thou art a damned, maggot-eating bastard!
by The Best UD User January 30, 2017

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DJT
Donald John Trump, an idiot who somehow got elected to be the USA president.
Fuck you, DJT!!!
by The Best UD User June 11, 2017

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A way to tell someone to die, in any way, in any hole or ditch.
Guy 1: Hey, that's MY phone´╝ü
Guy 2: Fuck you. It's mine. Now go die in a hole!
by The Best UD User June 11, 2017

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When you type the key to the right of every button in "motherfucker". You must be really bored to search this...
Donald Trump, you clearly are a retarded ,pyjrtgivlrt!
by The Best UD User May 10, 2017

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What people call NBA player LeBron James if they are racist and/or dislike him.
LeBrown James sucks! Did you see that bitch miss an open layup?
by The Best UD User May 10, 2017

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A Thai name.
Dude 1: Hi, what's your name?
Dude 2: Phuque.

Dude 1: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, BRO!!!
Dude 2: No, that's my name. I'm Thai.
by The Best UD User May 21, 2017

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Someone who can make an interesting story that is supposed to be 200-300 pages into a four boring books with a total of around 2000 pages by adding shitty romance stuff.
Stop being a Stephenie Meyer! I could write that bullshit of yours ten times shoter and have it more interesting!
by The Best UD User May 14, 2017

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