1. A child whose parents ain't married
2. A way to insult someone without swearing
Did you know Leonardo Da Vinci is a bastard?
Thou art a damned, maggot-eating bastard!
A way to tell someone to die, in any way, in any hole or ditch.
Guy 1: Hey, that's MY phone！
Guy 2: Fuck you
. It's mine. Now go die in a hole!
A Thai name.
Dude 1: Hi, what's your name?
Dude 2: Phuque.
Dude 1: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, BRO!!!
Dude 2: No, that's my name. I'm Thai.