Cumpot
Cumpot by The epic penis April 30, 2020
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Cumpot
(kuhm-pot)
n.
1. A ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
2. One who exhibits qualities like that of a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
3. A person who unintentionally and unknowingly interferes with the plans or ambitions of another by redirecting the attention of a third party.
4. A disparaging term for a male homosexual.
5. One who is particularly fertile.
6. One who smells like a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
7. A disparaging term for a woman who frequently performs fellatio on one or more male sex partners.
n.
1. A ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
2. One who exhibits qualities like that of a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
3. A person who unintentionally and unknowingly interferes with the plans or ambitions of another by redirecting the attention of a third party.
4. A disparaging term for a male homosexual.
5. One who is particularly fertile.
6. One who smells like a ceramic container used for storing male ejaculate.
7. A disparaging term for a woman who frequently performs fellatio on one or more male sex partners.
1.
"Hand over that cumpot, I'll be needing it in a minute."
2.
"That cumpot is always catching cum in his mouth."
3.
Max: "So, you commin' over or what?"
Ben: "Well, Dan wanted us to hang out with him today..."
Max: "Fuck that kid! He's a cumpot!"
4.
"That cumpot is always sucking off other cumpots."
5.
"That guy fathered, like, fifteen kids. He's a real cumpot."
6.
"Jesus Christ Ben, every time you come in the house, it smells like a fucking' cumpot. Go take a fucking shower, you filthy fucking cocksucker."
7.
"That girl's a filthy cumpot. She probably has AIDS; stay away from her."
"Hand over that cumpot, I'll be needing it in a minute."
2.
"That cumpot is always catching cum in his mouth."
3.
Max: "So, you commin' over or what?"
Ben: "Well, Dan wanted us to hang out with him today..."
Max: "Fuck that kid! He's a cumpot!"
4.
"That cumpot is always sucking off other cumpots."
5.
"That guy fathered, like, fifteen kids. He's a real cumpot."
6.
"Jesus Christ Ben, every time you come in the house, it smells like a fucking' cumpot. Go take a fucking shower, you filthy fucking cocksucker."
7.
"That girl's a filthy cumpot. She probably has AIDS; stay away from her."
Cumpot by Fuck Shit Piss January 2, 2009
Cumpot
An object (preferrably pot or something similar) that is used to store one's semen to be used for various purposes in the future. A more preferrable long-term alternative than cum rag
Cumpot by SamArthur21 February 18, 2019
cumpot
cumpot by kymberly.komma March 23, 2017
Cumpot
A female native to The Lake District region considered of ill repute due to her constant craving for sexual gratification.
Cumpot
cumpot. a cumstain, a droplet of semen encompassing a certain distance usually with unique distance and shape into a surface. from the visual that semen is corrosive and will, with time, create pockets of semen at different depths into the surface.
Cumpot by ash kethup June 2, 2022
Making Belarussian cumpot
When he drinks pineapple juice in advance knowing that he will soon be given a blowjob.
Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.
Sara: "Phil, why are you drinking so much pineapple juice today?"
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."
Making Belarussian cumpot by FilO1991 January 22, 2025