Cranley 

The act of one not being able to act when an easy sexual target becomes available as one has consumed far too much alcohol, drugs or both.

Dude this ridiculously slutty stripper I met was going to come back to mine and fuck me, but then I pulled the biggest Cranley. I also shit my pants and vomited on my penis.

Cranley by GuyFaceBoss July 25, 2011

crawley kebab

Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.

Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.

crawley kebab by Trixie4 June 13, 2017

Crawley 

Crawley is a town near Gatwick in West Sussex, to be honest it's the same as any other town really. It's got it's good and bad parts, many people travel down for other towns for Crawley's shopping center and facilities. It's known for being a place filled with chavs, which isn't very realistic. It's pretty ordinary really.

Horsham Kid "I heard Crawley is a complete dive!"
Crawley Kid "It's really just the same as any other town"

Crawley by gbd463t May 2, 2011

Crawley Cunt 

someone who thinks they are better than you but lives on the outskirts of London and is a stuck up girl, who denis what you say to her face. BLoody, Bloody, n........

Mike did you see that Crawley Cunt in Cake Box?

Crawley Cunt by bloodyBloodyn.... November 21, 2019

Cralley 

To crap in an alley.

Matteo: Man, those late night tacos really hit me. The bathroom in the bar was out of commission and I couldn't find another so I took a cralley.

Renzo: Nice!

Cralley by hotpeppers January 16, 2010

Craney 

A name for a student who is enrolled in the Crane School of Music at SUNY Potsdam. This term applies to the nerdiest of all music nerds: those students who can not make conversation without including a cheesey music joke or discussion of the latest piece they are working on.

Wow, you are such a craney!

Craney by anonymous October 26, 2004

cradley 

a cool place with loads of old ladys with funny wrinkly eyes and stuff.

Damian: hey u need an old lady girlfriend..
John:yay, go to cradley.

cradley by barry burton March 7, 2005