Conjolted 

Adj.
a. Complicated, intricately involved; intense shifts or exchanges; often referring to intense and abstract thoughts, feelings, or emotions that are changing or altering constantly.
b. Seperate and unrelated ideas or concepts that are muddled together into a single idea or concept.

-Bob's feelings on life are conjolted, he can find no peace.
-Joe and Susan are having a conjolted debate about life.

-"My feelings on abortion are conjolted. I'm against abortion, but I'm for killing babies." - Bob

Conjolted by Torrayan February 24, 2010

Conjolted 

Something that is complicated; intricately involved. Often used when referring to one's thoughts or feelings.

a. I keep having these conjolted thoughts, and I can't seem to understand them.
b. John and Susie have been arguing about the same concept for hours. It has become a very conjolted conversation.
c. My thoughts on this situation are conjolted and hard to put into words.

Conjolted by Torrayan Hare February 24, 2010

consoled

A form of making out, always in a car, over the center console. Usually, this happens because a girl is too prude to take it to the backseat in the car. This action almost always results in sore ribs, because both people rub their sides against the console while kissing.

Cooper's ribs were very sore after being consoled by Suzy. She's such a prude.

consoled by EL_GOAT July 13, 2017

Convoluted 

Gourmet, overtly complicated, needlessly difficult, heavily involved, deeply intricate, the opposite of simple & easy, requiring patience & commitment.

1)In terms of MMOBG (Massively Multiplayer Online Builder Games) Cubelands is simple, Minecraft is moderate, & Wurm Online is convoluted.

2)She found two recipes for Swedish Meatballs; a simple one using fewer ingredients that took less time that might not taste as good, & a convoluted recipe using more ingredients with a longer cook & preparation time that promised to taste heavenly if cooked properly.

Convoluted by ThatEvilRedhead July 23, 2011

conjoined twin 

Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.

Michael and Matthew are conjoined twins. They are joined at the head and may never seperate.

conjoined twin by Anonymous July 12, 2003

contorted 

twist or bend out of its normal shape.

James contorted every object around him

contorted by Ray321 January 4, 2016

Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.

After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.

Conjoined Conception by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021