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cockspanner

That's my pint you dull cockspanner
cockspanner by gowershowerpower March 21, 2010

Cockshitter 

N. A slang term of endearment used to accuse a straight man of being homosexual.

Note : Not to be directed to known homosexual males.
Example:
Eric: Where's the rest of the pizza from last night?
Lewis: Oh sorry, I ate it.
Eric: Oh you Cockshitter, I've been craving that pizza all day.
Cockshitter by Langevinrox March 27, 2011

cockshiner 

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)
I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you
cockshiner by davey March 17, 2004

cockshiner 

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"
"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."
cockshiner by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

cockswinger

A completely annoying and/or useless person. Also has the form 'cockswinging' when preceding another adjective.
"Dave is a complete cockswinger."
"You just spilt my pint you cockswinging cunt."

cockslinger 

Mary is slept with the entire football team. She is such a cockslinger!!!
cockslinger by atl*girlie January 16, 2003