Cock Knocked

While you're walking through the house, something smacks you in your dick...something awful! You've just been "cock knocked"!

I was walking through the living room, when all of a sudden, I ran into the desk...Man, was I ever "cock knocked"!

Cock Knocked by AANDZ September 15, 2011

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(n) the gayest person on earth, often having shit for brains

"DJ, you're a cock-knocked ass clown!

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Joe is a real cock knocker. He stole my idea.

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Mild insult, popularized by Kevin Smith movies.

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N: One who randomly strikes people in the testicles. Often on a daily or hourly basis.

Billy is a cock knocker. He hit me in the balls everyday this week.

Cock Knocker by Alex December 5, 2003

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A series of unjustified events committed by one or more people caused to irritate surrounding individuals. Also known as douchebaggery or faggotry.

Man, Peter and Chris are committing some serious cock-knockery together.

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one who llikes to go cock-knockin' ie, a male who prefers cock to pussy
or, in jest, a way of calling your friend an asshole

that guy's a total cock-knocker

man, you cock-knocker! where'd you score THAT? that shit is PROPERTY, man!

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