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Chubby Cock Holster 

A promiscuous, full figured woman who is builded like a brick shithouse.
Bradley said;
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...

cock holster 

U.S. Marine Corps slang for mouth.
"Shut your cock holsters and get on line!"

cock holster 

the mouth of either a male or a female. used as a derogatoty meaning.
cock holster by slapmeat July 29, 2003
Word of the Day on May 8, 2017

Cock Holster 

N. Using a person's mouth to place your penis for storage...

N. A penis garage
Dood, your mom is such a cock holster.
Cock Holster by Neuro4848 May 28, 2003

cock-holster 

US Army slang for the human mouth.

As heard yelled by Sand-Hill Drill-Sergeants, RI's, and some particularly old-school/politically in-correct 1SGT'and CSM's when they've got a case of the Red-Ass.

*Note: this term is NOT meant to be homo-phobic, nor does it imply or suggest any degree of homosexuality on anyone's part, it is simply a term of endearment to be used when you're pissed-off at someone.
"All of you, shut your goddam fucking cock-holsters and listen up...!"
cock-holster by goodcop8 November 14, 2007

cock holdster 

a slanderous term used to describe any opening,on the person you say it to, that could possibly fit a male member
SHUT YER DAMN COCK HOLDSTER!!
-or-
I'll put it right in your cock holdster, baby.
cock holdster by shortythepimp April 12, 2004