Burnham 

A quiet, thoughtful guy. Smart and kind and cynical in all the right ways and proportions. You couldn't find a better, more loyal friend. He considers all perspectives but can incisively reject crappy ones. Handsome, tall and slender. Often fair skinned. Adventurous and curious - but a homebody too! An intellectual without being a boring blowhard. Best smile ever.

That guy is a total Burnham! He stood by my side and gave me the best advice. I hope my daughter marries a Burnham.

Burnham by halffulll December 19, 2014

Burnham 

An amazing "rock-pop" band from Vermont, made up of three brothers named Alex, Andre and Forrest. They are signed to Island Def Jam and toured with Justin Bieber on his My World 2.0 tour. They have an album to be released in early 2011.

Wow! Burnham's song 'Catch Me If You Can' is awesome!!

Burnham by burnham fan November 25, 2010

Burnham 

Burnham is a small town in central Maine, known for it's exclusive kind of marijuana, Burnham Red Eye.
Burnhamites are people who live in Burnham.
Almost all of them have smoked weed, and all of them have been exposed to it.
Most people in this town are dealers, or are best friends with dealers.

Burnham is a nice little town filled with weed and good people.

Burnham by JohnSmith77 January 1, 2009

burnham 

a place in maine where about half of all weed is grown. stats: 90% of ppl who live in that area over 16 smoke weed. 95% of all weed in pittsfield is from burnham. So ultimately it is an awesome place to live

Yo i got some fresh weed straight from burnham

burnham by qwrtyky1 June 1, 2007

Burnham 

a shitty little town outside of Lewistown, Pennsylvania that doesnt really serve a purpose whatsoever. lol. Shane Pennington lives there though. :)

you burnt the ham, bitch!" "hey we should name this town Burnham!

Burnham by thenamelessmayne June 21, 2011

burnham 

A person who is emotionless and dumb. Has no clear idea of what he wants from his life. A person who is socially inept and has very cruel attitude towards women in general.

Dude, you are a Burnham!

burnham by JohnStr July 9, 2009

Burnham 

Burnham is a small town dwarfed by Slough. It's own fucking train station is in Slough. It's main shop is some small Tesco express in the "high street" ( there are about as many proper shops there as white people in Southall).

The 2 mains schools in Burnham (like the only reason ever to come here) are Burnham park academy (E Act) and Burnham Grammar school.

Burnham park academy is one of very few schools to get the inadequate rating, which is the lowest rating a school can get ( Congratulations ). I've heard many rumours of things happening in this school but I've decided not to mention them as I don't want the school to be shut down. (I'm just saying £20 gets you the volcano if you know what I mean

Then there is Burnham Grammar school. It's literally one of the only grammar schools to not get outstanding on their Ofsted report ( got fucked by Westgate )
In the early days of this school, kids would like showing their asses out in public (This is not a joke, look at the YouTube vid in the tags). So I'm not surprised. All the kids act like roadmen, home of the famous 78trigz ( Or Daniel). Has quality teachers like Mr Trehy (I wanna sit on his bald head so badly) and Mrs stancheva.

Son' I wanna be a trapper, a prostitute and a retard.

Dad: well son, I guess we are gonna go to Burnham!

Burnham by Raze Buddy March 30, 2022