Blitzed 

Of being high or wasted to the extreme.

Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed

Blitzed by holl March 19, 2003

Blitzed 

An adjective, used when one is heavily under the influence, most often alcohol or marijuana.

"We were absolutely blitzed after finishing off that case of beer."

Blitzed by Drew M. February 6, 2006

blitzed 

Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency

God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker

blitzed by mei0023 April 6, 2005

Blitzed 

To be highly intoxicated, under the influence of alcohol or illegal substances.

Chris- did you see Craig's fb picture
Gille- yeah man he was blitzed out of his fucking mind.

Blitzed by CofC 123 September 4, 2011

Blitzed 

Being extremely drunk/hammered/fucked-in-half.

"Dude I got so blitzed last night I was falling on my ass everywhere I went!"

Blitzed by Sting0592 October 11, 2009

blitzed 

so high you cant even see straight!

Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!

blitzed by tra ketcham April 8, 2007

blitzed 

totally under the influence of some exterior and harmful force such as alcohol, marijuana, or MTV.

Dude, he's totally blitzed on weed.

blitzed by grey kim December 24, 2005