Blerted
He Blerted his man fat all over her face
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blarted on the job
When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015
Berted
Paul Blarted
Man 1- Bro what did you do today?
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange
Man 2- I Paul Blarted some bitch!
Man 1- Awesome what flavor?
Man 2- Orange
Paul Blarted by That Faggot No One Likes October 3, 2012
Berted
When a white barber tries to do a fade and goes to high leaving you looking like Bert from Bert and Earnie.
Berted by bobjones3r4234 February 9, 2010
Berted
Similar to Rinsed; it describes someone who has just been made to look like a fool. This can be for many reasons, such as of losing an argument, not coming up with a good comeback to an insult, losing a competitive game or generally messing up.
Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
Its thought that its usage comes from the well-known wit of Chris Lambert, a CBBC host in the early 90's famous for his put-downs.
'Your mum's a slag!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'
'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'
'Take one step closer and I will bert you'
'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'
'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'
'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
-No response
'Dude, that guy totally berted you'
'I lost at one touch one bounce'
'Yeah, you were berted pretty bad'
'Take one step closer and I will bert you'
'Its a fine line between looking cool and looking as if you've been berted'
'I dont like your friends- they kept berting me.'
'Bert you!'
'Bert off!'
Blarted
Adjective.
The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.
Blarted by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010