Basically a bunch of retards who think they’re way more important than they are. Two months after going away to
college many will realize the cold hard truth that no one gives a shit about them. Do not fuck with the marching band unless you want a bunch of dramatic shit heads babbling in your ear about shit you don’t care about. Lots of terrifyingly smart asians who all know french for some reason. All the black kids stand next to one wall in the middle of the
school and make it even harder to get to class. Half the hispanic kids can’t speak english, but if they do, refer to the white
girl/
guy categories. Every white
girl is either a
dyke or so stuck up you can use them as a ruler on your art project. Every white guy juuls and dresses like their trying to get on the cover of a magazine called ‘douchebag weekly’. Don’t know what category you fit into, then your probably a
Hick who ingests more Copenhagen than Oxygen, and thinks catching fish is interesting. Saving the worst for last, yep you guessed it! The
dumbass white kids who wear supreme and listen to “Lil Pump” and say shit like ‘bet’ or ‘i’m hip’ in an attempt to escape the fact that they’re a spoiled rotten upper class retard who couldn’t be more white if they tried. In all fairness, I do love this
school and only give people shit because I find it funny and nearly everyone who goes to this
school has a fantastic sense of humor... and plus, we’re still better than Patriot. 10/10
Guy 1: “Yo, did that
guy just geeb and then proceed to inject a juul pod directly into his blood stream?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...he probably goes to Battlefield High
School.”
Guy 1: “I’m surpised he didn’t spill any on his supreme shirt.”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I’m sure the asians taught him the
physics of how not to spill a single drop.”