Banwich 

Bread made from the bones of a thousand anons, Meat carved from the flesh of a Troll roasted over open flames, Cheese curdled by subjects too controversial to be mentioned, Vegetables grown in the Lurkers Lair, Bacon cooked in the grease from those who live in mothers basement, Mustard ground from the tongue of spammers, Mayonnaise whipped by the fallen seeking redemption that shall never come, assembled by the hand of MOD it is the ultimate weapon against those that break the rules and shall be forever shunned and feared by those who seek to cause misery upon the internet. For it serves no further purpose.

Troll: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
Mod: Certainly, here's your banwich!
User:is it gone?
Mod: Yes, gone to Banland where it belongs.
User:Hooray!

Banwich by Sypoth May 14, 2011

bandwich 

A sandwich of an inferior quality given to musicians - members of the band - entertaining guests of your boring event.

After I've been playing for over two hours at that middle age crisis wedding, they gave me one stale bandwich to eat and some half-and-half as a drink.

bandwich by ryzhyk March 11, 2018

Bantichrist 

A Bantichrist is someone who manages to kill a conversation that has good banter. Their mere presence may create an awkward, perhaps even angry, silence.

Guy 1: "Hey, guys, knock knock!" The Bantichrist: "Someone get the door!" *Silence* Guy 1: "Ahem..."

Bantichrist by Gillyboy June 8, 2010

bunwich 

a sandwich on a bun

or a bun made by a witch

For lunch I ate a turkey and lettuce bunwich.

bunwich by bebegurl April 18, 2008

bandwich 

To hog a network connection for a brief period of time for
the express purpose of pillaging any available bandwidth.

To consume a bandwich may mean you take multiple bytes.

Hungry? Need some new entertainment? Grab a bandwich.

U: Why is World of Warcraft lagging so much?
M: Sorry man, I had to grab a bandwich.

bandwich by intarwabulous December 9, 2005

Benwich 

A very gross sandwich comprised of bread, bacon and chicken fingers. Commonly eaten by goobers in grade 11.

That benwich is gross, it's very dry and needs sauce

Benwich by Juggs Mcbuldge October 25, 2018

blanwich 

getting a blowjob while making a sandwich

Dude, i got a blanwich for lunch.

blanwich by Q.sooners April 6, 2010