Asstrogen 

1. The hormone produced by a homosexual from the testes.
2. The retarded sister hormone of estrogen.
3. The drunk way of saying "astronaut."

1. Dude your asstrogen is rubbing off on me, so stop sticking that pencil up your butt!
2. Wh-when u grow up I wanna be an asstrogen.

Asstrogen by Tordog March 11, 2009

Asstrovert 

An extrovert who criticizes introverts for being introverts

Person 1: If you try hard enough you can be an extrovert like me .
Person 2: If you try hard enough you can be an introvert.
Person 1: Why would I do that? no
Person 2: Than stop being an asstrovert.

Asstrovert by Middmaster1 September 23, 2019

Austrogen 

The hormone secreted while reading Jane Austen novels and viewing films or stage adaptations of her work (such as Pride and Prejudice). Often stimulates the pleasure and confidence center of the reader (or Austenites).

Heightened levels usually result in feelings of being "born in the wrong era," general dissatisfaction with current romantic practices, the state of chivalry, and possibly becoming an Anglophile.

Ice Cream is known to exacerbate the effects of Austrogen on the mind / body.

After reading Pride and Prejudice for the fourth time, Sally finally felt the powerful kick of Austrogen flowing in her heart, and was ready to overthrow meekness. If the Ice Cream's effects held, tomorrow she would demand payment from the swarthy stranger with so many unexplained overdue book fees.

Austrogen by ggr April 11, 2013

El Alstrogen 

A term used when a lot of El Al girls are in one area. El Alstrogen can be used in simmilar situations as Estrogen.

El Al is a chapter in the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization (BBYO).

Girl 1: Did you have fun at the El Al event last night?
Girl 2: It was fantastic but there sure was a lot of El Alstrogen in that room.

El Alstrogen by chocolatecoveredstrawberries=) May 27, 2009

Asstrument 

Noun:

A musical instrument designed for rectal use.

1. Larry was born to be an asstrument player; his cheeks were rosy red and-a-ready for a rippin'.

2. Worn out after a long day of spouting shit, the asstrument section of the ASS(Alabama Syndicate Symphony) celebrated their hard work with enemas all around.

Asstrument by Le Pétomane September 9, 2012

Asstrovert 

Someone who shames people for being an introvert and just saying they are something along the lines of "Friendless assholes" and just being an asshole themselves

Mister man: Mister Man 2 is an Asstrovert!

Asstrovert by Iancraftian April 4, 2021

Asstrovert 

1. A person who exhibits the condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings

2. One who tends to be an asshole (hence the saying, head up your ass)

Girl: Connor, you are such a asstrovert! You never pay attention to what I have to say.
Conner: Whatcha say?

Asstrovert by IT'SGONNABEYUGE! May 16, 2016