Asseter 

A fucking whore who can’t do anything , they tend to feed on cocaine

Jane : ew it’s a asseter

Asseter by Kwekjifhiglierfgirfegofjerg.78 December 24, 2019

Assterburners 

When your asshole burns after taking a shit

Taco Bell gave Tom a serious case of the assterburners

Assterburners by ThatGuyWhoMadeThat April 29, 2015

Assetry 

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

Assetry by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015

Assterisk 

The doggy style view of a girl's butt hole. Looks similar to an asterisk (*) or a starfish.

Scooter contemplated shooting a load in the clearly visible, puckering assterisk.

Assterisk by thaicougs February 13, 2010

Assters

When someone on Brawlhalla spams with blasters to piss you off.

"This Lord Vraxx main uses some real assters."

Assters by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021

assetarian

one whom eats ass only

Did you hear that Ronnie Mac is an assetarian

assetarian by bhoot15 December 29, 2017

assterbater 

A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.

Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)

Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.

Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!

assterbater by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008