Arsepurgers Syndrome 

A physical ailment which necessitates the continual and rapid use of a toilet.
Often accompanied by slooshing sounds and groans of relief and/or suprise.

"I was just about to use my best line, when i was suddenly struck with an uncontrollable bout of Arsepurgers Syndrome, the clean-up bill was quite unexpectedly steep..."

Arsepurgers Syndrome by Shakinglikeafool August 3, 2007

asspurgers syndrome 

A terrible affliction that drives one imediately to the throne with an urgent need to expel a toxic river of brown filth from one's derriere.

Last night's curry destroyed my guts. Bad case of asspurgers syndrome this morning. Should have put the bog roll in the fridge last night. Gnarly.

asspurgers syndrome by banoslibre September 7, 2014