Grant's Amendment 

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.

Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.

Grant's Amendment by Bol'ead May 9, 2018

Second Amendment Sunday 

A social gathering where friends, family and co-workers get together to discharge firearms. This can be in a variety of forms including professional target practice, discharging firearms at a range or in the woods, or simply shooting cans in your backyard.

This particular event happens on Sundays. In the South, Second Amendment Sunday usually follows Church Service.

Second Amendment events, supporting the Constitution's second amendment "the right to bear arms", can be celebrated on other days of the week and will be called Second Amendment Monday, Second Amendment Tuesday...etc.

After Church, Bubba and I are gonna go down to the creek and shoot some Bud cans with our 12 gauge, wanna come?

Shoot, don't I love Second Amendment Sundays

Second Amendment Sunday by The Real America March 8, 2011

First-Amendment shrug 

Refers to where you resignedly accept someone else's weirdo-type interest, opinion, assertion, etc., knowing dat it's a necessary "normalcy wrinkle" dat "comes wif da turf" in da allowance of free speech which we all are entitled to, even it means occasionally rolling our eyes at a particular individual's off-da-wall appearance, practices, or beliefs.

Tomboy girl, beamingly showing off a huge bullfrog she's just caught: Look at his cute face and big googly eyes --- isn't he just GORGEOUS???
You (smiling tolerantly and giving a First-Amendment shrug): Well, I never really thought about it, honey, but if you're into frogs, then I suppose he's absolutely DAZZLING...!

First-Amendment shrug by QuacksO November 12, 2023

Second Amendment 

Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.

"Dude check out that guys bear arms, they are so second amendment"

Second Amendment by TaDongle May 28, 2008

Second Amendment 

The amendment that defends the right of all the others. It allows citizens to defend themselves against criminals and tyrannical sons of bitches. The first may be the most important but without the second, no Americans rights are safe.

“You support the second amendment?!!, you fascist piece of shit!!!”
“I’m a fascist because I support the peoples right to defend themselves against governments trying to suppress and take them over by force?”
“Of course you are you white supremacist bigot!!”
“Maybe study up on fascism…”
“Are you mansplaining me?!!”

Second Amendment by PyroSabr July 3, 2022

Sixteenth Amendment 

The sixteenth amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.

"The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."

Sixteenth Amendment by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

Second Amendment 

A needed impetmus for population control.

People who argue for limiting the Second Amendment obviously do not get the entertainment value of watching two rednecks duking it out.

Second Amendment by draconlord November 26, 2010