Aisley

Is usually an amazing friend who can help you with anything. Gets great grades in school and very well mannered. Once you get to know Aisley she is super funny and energetic. Once your friends it will be forever.

Aisley is the social butterfly of the school

Aisley by Izzyfrizzy11 November 12, 2013

Vag Aisle 

A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.

Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.

Vag Aisle by EightBall August 3, 2012

Aisle Rat 

An airplane passenger who immediately vacates their seat the moment the airplane pulls up to the gate and stops.

They quickly grab their bags from the overhead compartment and push forward, anxiously waiting in the aisle to deplane - like a rat abandoning a sinking ship - even though they still have 5 minutes before the doors open. They are usually talking loudly on their cell phones during this entire process.

Their laptop computers and carry on bags press into the faces of the seated passengers, who are oftentimes also treated to an unwanted ringside view of the aisle rat's rear end.

(Husband and Wife seated across the aisle from each other)

Pax 1: Honey, could you hand me my bag?
Pax 2: I can't. These damned aisle rats are in the way.

Aisle Rat by Russell H April 24, 2007

feminine care aisle 

The location for feminine hygiene products in a supermarket, big box or pharmacy. An awkward or uncomfortable place for most guys to be seen in.

Honey, can you pick up something for me in the feminine care aisle?

We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.

feminine care aisle by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014

Assley 

She is a total ass and a bitch. She fucking tells everyone's secrets if they tell her something! She is a slut and a whore. She is also a homophobic and she is racist. She's also extremely annoying and follows everyone around. She also tells people to kill themselves for no reason. If someone says they have a crush she's like "TELL ME! TELL ME!" when the person does not want to tell anyone their crush. She also chases them around until they tell her.

Assley "How about you go kill yourself!"
Person "Wow. Assley, you are just rude! No one should tell anyone else to kill themselves!"
Person "I have a crush.."
Assley "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Now!"
Person "Sorry, no."
Assley is chasing the person around.

Assley by assley's number 1 hater November 24, 2018

Aisle 12B

The isle in Toys R Us that you use to solve all of your problems.

Michael- Hey, my dad is an enraged alcoholic, where do I go to get him help?

Some Ass That Works At Toys R Us- Aisle 12B sir.

Aisle 12B by SlappedPapped May 4, 2018

Ainsley Hay 

Ainsley Hay is the hottest babe to EVER exist. She loves to mess around with her big boi bongos in band, and if you ever see her, you should immediately bow down in honor of the legend. Sadly, Ainsley Hay vanished during her 8th grade year at St. Louis Catholic School, to never be seen again. She will be missed.

John Edward: *hits big boi bongo*

Band Kids: o.o that's Ainsley Hay's stick of truth!

Ainsley Hay by hong-van liquor April 8, 2019