ASSFROW 

Absolutely the coolest online poker, forum troll ever.

ASSFROW 12 tables fishdonks on Pokerstars while trolling asshats on the Jeep forums.

ASSFROW by I am me and not you August 19, 2013

Asscrown 

The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses.

Asscrown," I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. but he started it.

Noah matched my pace. "Don't you mean 'assclown'?" He looked amused.

Asscrown by Lizbeth37 July 27, 2016

Assfrost

The condition of seating on a painfully,freezing cold toilet seat which induces serious frostbite to the buttock region.

Mom turn on the heater.I just got some serious assfrosting.

Assfrost by OFortVny January 11, 2010

assfro 

When an anus is adorned with a large quantity of curly hair.

Tom went down on Miriam with the intention of rimming her beautiful little puckering asshole only to find a stenchous hairy assfro!

assfro by brentionary March 25, 2009

asscrown 

A king of asshats, usually refering to someone that goes beyond the extreme in terms of asshattery / the most douchebag person you know.

Guy: "Man, You are the king of asshats... You're an asscrown!"

asscrown by DeadEndX May 5, 2009

Assfro 

when your ass hair is so out of control its like a safari and your dingleberries are lions

your assfro has a zoo of animals in it

Assfro by faggot May 11, 2003

Assfro 

the afro contained between your OTHER cheeks...

"Dude, that guy has a serious assfro in his crack"

Assfro by Benjamin James Thomson January 5, 2009