tonsurephobia 

The fear of haircuts, a phobia.

I am afraid of haircuts
You have tonsurephobia

tonsurephobia by Jake Fearnside April 11, 2008

tonsil hockey 

It's another word in slang for,"Making out."

The young man and his girlfriend played tonsil hockey,while swimming in the pool.

tonsil hockey by Jeff Gray November 28, 2003

tonsillectomy 

probably the suckiest surgery to ever have as a 19 year old... the ice cream must only be worth it under the age of 7... it is the removal of your tonsils.

"Why can't you eat this steak?"

"I had a tonsillectomy, I have to be on a liquid diet... I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS!"

tonsillectomy by Lindy Lou June 29, 2008

tonsilbate 

(v.) 1. An act of oral sex in which the receiver's penis is stimulated through contact with the tonsils of the giver.

2. Oral sex performed on a man, in general

I recommend you tonsilbate as frequently as possible

tonsilbate by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009

Tonsil tennis 

French kissing someone so much you '' play tonsil tennis''

"did you guys play tonsil tennis last night?"

"Ahaha yeah"

Tonsil tennis by Jacky_d July 15, 2017

Tonsil Turd 

Slang term for tonsilloliths, or tonsil stones. Tonsil turds are irregularly shaped, whitish/yellow, foul-smelling globs of mucous and bacteria that get caught in the back of the throat. They form in the tonsil crypts which are simply small pockets or divots that appear in everyones tonsils. The scientific name for these white globs is tonsilloliths.

Last week when I was sick, I hacked up huge shitty smelling tonsil turds.

Tonsil Turd by butlerj May 22, 2005

tonsil tonic 

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.

I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.

tonsil tonic by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007