pooted 

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.

Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...

pooted by michael "i'm way too" long July 16, 2006

Pooter 

You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.

" the girls pooter smelt like dog shit while i was fucking her last night"

"did you just poot?"

Pooter by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009

poltergeist 

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes

girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.

poltergeist by vladimir February 23, 2004

pooted 

when your hittin it from the back and she shits herself

damn girl you pooted

pooted by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Pootenanny 

A pussy party! First made famous by Naughty by Nature's breakout smash "O.P.P."

Combined from poontang, hootenanny, pu-nanna.

You down with OPP (Other Peoples' Pootenanny)?!? Yeah, you know me!

Pootenanny by FreddyTheBear January 7, 2017

poetential 

a word combining the words "poet" and "potential." it literally translates to the potential to be a poet or for a piece to be considered poetry. i first used it in a piece i wrote a year or so ago and have since been using it mostly in responses to applications in a journal community.

it's tough to say. it's always tough to say, most of the time. everyone's got "poetential." well, almost everyone.

poetential by xoxo987 July 12, 2007

Poetess 

A female poet.

My friend likes to be a poetess like Mary Oliver.

Poetess by Female Poet June 13, 2010