just kidding 

A meaningless phrase spouted out after an insult or confession, the literal meaning of which roughly translates either to "Fuck, I shouldn't have said that," or "I'm completely serious." Used often by annoying teenage girls.

Sister: Hey, Doug. I hate you. Just kidding.
Doug: Yeah by this point I think we all know what "just kidding" means.

Girlfriend: I have something important to tell you... I'm not really a virgin... Just kidding!
Doug: Who did you do it with and when?

just kidding by Implying713 July 6, 2011

r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol

When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!

I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.

r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol by marioM July 25, 2019

pre-kidding 

The action that comes before talking or dealing jokingly with; also known as pre-banter; pre-jest

I was pre-kidding Frank, I was preparing the joke and you just ruined it.

pre-kidding by Frank Quintero January 10, 2016

Mostly Kidding 

In an attempt to backpedal from saying something shady or rude, one might say they're "mostly kidding." What this really means is they, or some part of them, actually means what they said but doesn't want the directed person to know it.

-"Oh my gosh, your laugh sounds like a crow being strangled!"
-"Excuse me?"
-"Don't sound so offended. I was mostly kidding."

Mostly Kidding by Sashay Away April 19, 2021

kimbpap-i kidding me? 

Quote by Seungkwan, a member of the K POP groups SEVENTEEN.
A way of saying «are you kidding me?»
The phrase is often used by «carats», which is the name of SEVENTEEN's fanbase.

Seungkwnan: Kimbpap-i kidding me?»
Vernon: No, man. It's true.

kimbpap-i kidding me? by Maiken Doritos May 24, 2017

About Just Kidding 

Something you tell someone when you're kidding about kidding.

Bubbles (wearing glasses): Hi, guys!
Blossom: What a sight for sore eyes!
Buttercup: It's old four eyes!
Bubbles: Hey! You said you were kidding!
Buttercup: We were.
Blossom: Yeah. About just kidding!

About Just Kidding by M Night Shymalamadingdong July 25, 2011

Just Kidding Rowling 

An insult aimed at J.K. Rowling by wannabe literature snobs who like to spend all their time critiquing teen fantasy books because they're bitter that nobody wants to publish their own rubbish. The root of the insult is that J.K. Rowling uses a lot of the plot device deus ex machina (in this case, going back and changing the ending as in reversing time to fix a problem or adding/changing a detail hence "just kidding!"), widely considered a literary cop-out but generally accepted in literature intended for children by all but the most persnickety critics.

Hermione goes back in time in Harry Potter book 3 so that Sirius Black can escape prison.

"There goes old Just Kidding Rowling again!"

Just Kidding Rowling by Peppermint Swirl March 3, 2009