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Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips 

A phrase used when someone is overeating
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee wanna go on break?
Kaylee : Yeah give me a second I need some chocolate!
Kiersten : Yeah me too!
Kaylee : Mmm I just love peanut butter cups I could eat a whole bag at once! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Kiersten : Damn Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : Who the fuck cares I love chocolate & peanut butter!
Steve : Wow Kaylee did I ever tell you how much I like fat girls!
Kaylee : Go Fuck Yourself Steve!
Steve : I would rather fuck your thunder thighs!
Kiersten : I told you Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
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Women in Crisis Channel (see lifetime TV)

The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.
Hey, lets watch some washed up sitcom actresses on the Women in Crisis Channel!

wifey fa lifetime 

my wifey fa lifetime is my all-time best friend, she’s always there for me, she’s very kind and caring and most importantly she is my wife ❤️😏
girl- is that ur bsf?

girl 2 - yeah 💕 also my wifey fa lifetime 😏
wifey fa lifetime by bbgcourtneyy January 11, 2021

Once for a lifetime opportunity 

When the chance arises to do something illegal you've always wanted to but you unfortunately know it would likely get you a lifetime sentence in prison.
Jim: "Hey I was stopped at a pedestrian crossing and then of all people I see my boss, walking out in front of me. I could've flattened him."
Bob: "Too bad you passed up on a once for a lifetime opportunity."

trip of a lifetime 

something twats say when coming back from an average holiday
person a: "wow man did you see those pictures on facebook from my french exchange"
person b: "no i did not"
person a: "you should look them up it was the 'trip of a lifetime'"
person b: twat
trip of a lifetime by v_k2009 October 16, 2010

The LifeTime DoucheBag Award 

The lifetime D-Bag award is a very hard award to win but without fail someone always does.and without further adue i present to you the Lifetime D-Bag award winner.......

Brandon P.!!!!!!!
For all his great work in douchebagery Brandon P. has earned his rightful place among the doucheiest of douches with The LifeTime DoucheBag Award in hand!!!

Last in a lifetime 

An rare experience that will inevitably lead to death, but is worthy of experiencing nevertheless.
I will be going to Bali this weekend even though there will be a volcanic eruption. It’s a last in a lifetime experience.
Last in a lifetime by PerZah December 1, 2017