Kurtaism 

The religion of worshiping the God Kurapika.

Everyone who is apart of Kurtaism, should worship Kurapika everyday.

Kurtaism by ramen..noo0dle November 5, 2020

Kurt Cobain Yourself

The act of killing yourself via gunshot wound to the head.

Kilian "You should fucking Kurt Cobain Yourself"
Logan "Who's my Courtney Love?"

Kurt Cobain Yourself by Youngxelvis December 12, 2018

kurtis conner 

is the best youtuber, is a very good guy with a good heart, funny as heck and makes awesome videos, mayor of kurtistown, a round of applause for him👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

me: hey have you seen kurtis conners new video?
idk: yea omg it's so funny!
me: right! are you a citizen of kurtistown?
idk: yes!

kurtis conner by qgk March 25, 2021

Kurt

The definition of a best friend. Would do anything for a friend and would stand by them through anything. Also a big lover of music. Used music to cope with things and to help friends through hard times. Also has one killer sense of style. Always knows what to say. He's also very unique in himself. He's not like most other guys you meet but once you get to know him you wouldn't want to to trade him for anything. He's really an amazing human being a true gift from god. Anyone should be so great ful to have a Kurt in their life.

Rachel: OMG, I am so blessed to have Kurt as my best friend. He's always got my back through thick and thin. We've really found a keeper.
Blaine: I know. He's honestly the strongest most inspirational man I've ever met in my life. Honestly I love him so much and wouldn't trade him for the world.
Rachel: yeah, he's definitely a true gift from god and I'm forever thankful.

Kurt by Foreverthankful July 27, 2017

Pulled a Kurt Cobain 

Accidentally shot oneself in the head with a shotgun

(cop gets shot on GTA IV, falls over and accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun)
"Looks like he just pulled a Kurt Cobain!"

Pulled a Kurt Cobain by Xtreme2252 September 16, 2009

kurt warner syndrome

The unfortunate condition where one find's the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.

Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.

kurt warner syndrome by joecrow January 18, 2009

Kurt Cobain's Microphone 

A shotgun.

*Mike and Sarah are awoken by a noise in the middle of the night*

Sarah (Whispering): I think there's an intruder in the house

Mike (Whispering): Get me Kurt Cobain's Microphone and I'll give this noisy bastard something to sing about.

Kurt Cobain's Microphone by Sieffy March 21, 2017