Coke-doucher 

Any idiot human (particularly of the female variety) lacking reason or otherwise inclined to believe that douching with Coca-Cola would be an effective form of birth control.

"Is that the girl who got wasted and impaled her crotch on a fence?"
"Yeah. She's a total Coke-doucher."

Coke-doucher by Bernard Sumner December 22, 2008

Butt-Doucher 

a less mean word to describe something as gay.

Omg! Ryan is such a butt-doucher for wearing those tight, girl jeans.

Butt-Doucher by Dutch Jester October 17, 2008

Dirty Doucher 

1. (DIRTY) - Someone who is dirty and likes to do you dirty or (wrong).
2. (DOUCHER) - The repeated act of Douchary by someone for no apparent reason other than the pure joy of being an asshole.

The perpetrators are often males who have extremely small penises. Their diet consists almost entirely of Hot Pockets, Doritos and Mountain Dew. Though age is not a factor, many are 30+ and live in their momma’s basement, with their entire social life being made up of xbox live and World of Warcraft. They often smell like sweaty sex because of frequent masturbation and rarely ever bathing (Dirty). They tend to have very little education, but claim to know everything, about everything and love to debate for hours about the grand design of the universe.

That guy that was following us around and team killing us on Battlefield Bad Company 2 was a DIRTY DOUCHER!

Dirty Doucher by Technoide June 18, 2011

supreme doucher

one who is king of all douchers... Meaning they are lame, irresponsible, or potential jackasses....

if you are hanging out with a friend and lets say they randomly slap you in the face, they are a supreme doucher...

supreme doucher by ninjamonkeyz July 13, 2009

tripple doucher 

faggot that likes to hit it up with single moms loaded wit money from her dead drug dealer exhusband

tommy's about to hit it BIG with a tripple doucher ya'll!!

tripple doucher by accidental creation March 8, 2008

punky doucher 

another name for a douchebag. another way to call someone a douche.

That bitch is a punky doucher if ive ever seen one!!

punky doucher by abbycdiddy August 27, 2009

Dirty Doucher 

The combinations of Dirty + Doucher
DIRTY - when someone for no reason does you dirty or (wrong)
DOUCHER someone who is an (asshole, Douche Bag, Dip Shit, numb nutts, team killer) usually a male with a very small penis and a complete lack of common sense or decency.

That DIRTY DOUCHER Butters kept team killing me on Battlefield Bad Company 2 last night.

Dirty Doucher by Technoide June 12, 2011