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scoot cricket 

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people who usually have the name nora who scootch along benches making cricket noises.
Man, look at that slampig, she's bein' such a scoot cricket .
scoot cricket by lildots22 October 6, 2010
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scoot your boot  

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what you would say to someone when they're in your way and you want them to move thier fat ass.
"Dude, scoot your boot i can't see the t.v."
scoot your boot by sheistyskeeze October 8, 2008
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Scoot sac 

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Anyone named Scott whom closely resembles the definition of a stereotypical douche bag. People pretend to like him, but in reality they all just want to hit his punchable face.
God, that Scott is a total Scoot Sac!
Scoot sac by BuckBob March 9, 2010
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scoot and floop 

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It means fuck and go. Have sex then leave. Do you get it Johnny?
David: I had this nice scoot and floop last night

Sandy: what with who
David: with this guy jeffree, he gave me a free wig.
Sandy: dude that guy has like 1270 different types of STD’s!
David: I’m dead now

Pedro the dog: Oooh WIG!
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Scoot Your Cooch 

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Commonly used by Southdakotans. Refers to moving your vagina over.
Matt: Hey fuckhead, scoot your cooch.

Fuckhead: I don't understand??

Matt: (swift kick to the dick) move your vagina over pussy.

Fuckhead: (scoots his cooch)
Scoot Your Cooch by bubblebuttboy September 22, 2011
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scoot the cat 

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To miss the bus, train, cab or any other form of mass transportation.
My alarm clock broke so I scoot the cat. It was some bullshit.
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