Subliminal Facebook status 

Using ones Facebook status to send a subliminal message to friends.

I.e. Stacey: "I'm sick of making an effort with people, when they don't care, I'll see how long it takes for them to call me!"
Lisa: "is that me? Are you sending me a subliminal facebook message? I was blow drying my hair"
Stacey: "no, not at all, it's this other chick from work"
Lisa: "sure.."

Karen: "The guy I like just winked at me on the bus! Hope he asks me out!!!"
Joel: "Are you sending me a subliminal Facebook status?"
Karen: "maybe ;)"
Joel: "no chance..what's you friends number?"

Jess: "I hate everyone and everything!!"
Sean: "Subliminal Facebook status?"

Subliminal Facebook status by Funkyjmr74 November 10, 2011

Facebook Bet 

When two friends make a bet. Instead of the loser having to pay money, they have to change their Facebook profile picture. However, they do not change it to just any picture. The loser of the bet signs on to Facebook and goes to their profile page. On the left side of the page are pictures of 6 friends (pictures are in a 2 by 3 rectangle). The loser then must change their profile picture to who ever popped up in the left upper-most corner of the 2 by 3 rectangle of friends. They must keep the picture for some pre-set amount of time.

The loser has one "page refresh" so they can they have a second chance of who pops up in the friends box.

Durn, I lost Bruno's Facebook Bet and then I had to change my profile picture to this girl I literally just met the other night. She probably thinks I am a huge creep. The worst part was that all my close friends kept commenting on it and "liking" it so that everyone would see.

Facebook Bet by 7Raulpie September 26, 2010

facebook binge 

The act of going on Facebook 'just to check it for a few minutes' and suddenly finding that it's 3 or 4 hours later and you have no idea where your afternoon went. Commonly occurs when 'quickly checking Facebook' is used as a break in studying/tidying/other necessary but dull tasks.

Oh dear, I was only checking my wall, but now it's four hours later and I've still not started my essay... what a Facebook binge.

facebook binge by Aoife303 June 18, 2007

facebook 

a stalkers dream come true

facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her

facebook by jim March 8, 2005

Facebook 

Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and poke random people.

Facebook

Facebook by Joshthalk December 11, 2010

Facebook denier

Someone who is completely addicted to Facebook, but tries to claim they really aren't when mocked about their addiction. They claim they "rarely use" Facebook. Like a crackhead, they just want to log into Facebook "one last time".

The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.

Jr (a prototypical Facebook denier): I rarely use Facebook.

Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??

Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!

Facebook denier by moraleboatanchor April 14, 2013

Facebook Fact

Complete bullshit stat circulated on facebook as if it is the gospel truth.

Wanker: Did you know 80% of i-phone owners would rather be dead than not have their phone...
Normal person: That's a Facebook Fact you fucking wanker!

Facebook Fact by Oater September 20, 2012